Pranking people is a grand tradition that dates back to
who-knows-when, and science pranks for April 1st are no exception.
Since the average reader is perhaps quite liable to believe what
they read, scientists are at an advantage on this day. After all, who expects a
boring scientist to have a sense of humor?
Below are some of the best April Fools' pranks perpetuated by the science community:
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1959: Dr. Arthur
Hayall—not a real person—from University of the Sierras—not a real place—claimed
that the moons of Mars were actually artificial satellites. The rumor ran that
the Martians were using the satellites as bases.
1974: John
Gribbin published
The Jupiter Effect,
which stated that the Grand Alignment of planets meant that Armageddon would
arrive on March 10
th, 1982. (Spoiler: It didn’t.)
1976: BBC Radio 2
astronomer Patrick Moore announced that at 9:47 a.m. that day, Pluto would pass
directly behind Jupiter and their combined gravitational forces would combine
to lessen Earth’s gravity. He helpfully hinted that listeners jump into the air
at that time to experience less gravity and increasing their buoyancy.
1996: Discover
Magazine announced the discovery of a “bigon,” a new fundamental particle of
matter that appears and disappears in mere millionths of a second, and also
happened to be the size of a bowling ball. Everything from sinking soufflés to
spontaneous human combustion was blamed on the bigon.
1998: Nature
reported a “near-complete skeleton of a theropod [T. rex-like] dinosaur in
North Dakota”— which was implicitly suggested to have breathed fire—discovered
by Randy Sepulchrave of the Museum of the University of Southern North Dakota.
Of course there is no University of Southern North Dakota and the skeleton,
dubbed
Smaugia volans, derived its
name from Tolkien’s
The Hobbit. Furthermore,
Sepulchrave is a famous fictional character who believed he was an owl and died
in a dramatic attempt to fly from a high tower.
1999: The Red Herring Magazine published an article
on how users could, through a technology developed by computer genius Yuri
Maldini, send emails
telepathically of
up to 240 characters. The magazine received numerous letters from intrigued
readers.
2004: Google
announced that they were opening their Copernicus Center, which would be a
“lunar hosting a research” site. Applicants need not apply if they couldn’t
live without “modern conveniences as soy low-fat lattes, The Sopranos and a
steady supply of oxygen.”
2005: The day
before April Fools’, NASA’s Astronomy Picture of the Day contained a teaser
announcement “Water on Mars!”
The photo ended up depicting a glass of water sitting on a Mars bar, and now
the idea that there might actually be water on the red planet doesn’t seem so
silly after all.
2008: The BBC
claimed to have discovered a colony of flying penguins and released footage,
narrated by Monty Python’s Terry Jones in a David Attenborough-esque manner. (Watch the video here.)
2012: A mock
study titled “On the influence of the
Illuminati in astronomical adaptive optics” (pdf warning) described how the
nefarious shadow cult is to blame for pretty much everything, including
Brittney Spears’ and Lady Gaga’s “astronomical rise to the top.”